So some of my friends work with this guy named Dave at Mr. Goodcents in the area and he's really kind of a creepy dude. He's just some burned out hippy from the 60's who's lived in poverty most of his life with only his guitar and he believes in "chi" and "auras" and all of that bullshit. He told me he was a shaman and that he had healing powers when i first met him and it didn't take me very long to figure out that this guy was beers short of a 6 pack. Well to get to the story..

On halloween night (this last halloween) i was wearing my full costume. Latex armor, mask, boots, everything that goes with my costume including a rather large authentic broad sword. We were to meet my friend christian in the woods behind his friend terry's house so we could sit around a fire and drink. Dave happened to be there, and it was quite obvious that he was very drunk. After hanging out for awhile he keeps asking why i brought a weapon into the "peaceful circle and ruined the chi" laughing at him i tell him it's because it's halloween and it's just part of my costume. Aparently he couldn't get it through his acid fried brain and he proceeded to keep asking me until i got alittle aggitated and quickly because of my short temper an arguement insued that quickly escalated.

We eventually started trading shoves and then trading blows, and things got out of hand and i was going to push him into the fire before my friends stopped me. The he got in my face again and started chanting some weird voodoo shit, moving a strange stick over my body and circling around me. And i'm just standing there like "what the fuck is this fuckin nut doing?" He wouldn't tell me but my friend Mike asked him later on after i had said "fuck it" and walked away.

Apparently old Dave there put a curse on me and i'm supposed to have a horrible accident sometime soon. And that i deserve it because negative energies flow through me and i infect other people with them. What a fuckin fruit basket eh?

So if i just randomly die one day, you'll know why.

BEWARE OF DA VOODOO!!